that tickles!

ahh. takde apa nak post sbnrnya. just wanted to update. so, i went out today. after what felt like eternity since the last time i was out (padahal baru sunday lepas keluar?) ahaha. lama lah tu. every day kena kurung je. haihh.

haa. speaking of keluar tadi. let me just letak kat sini the conversations yang i feel macam pelik and require the look of what-the-hell? when you come across something like it. and bukan time keluar je. time dah balik, kat rumah, pun ada. ahaha.

1st

tgh looking for a parking spot. and i spotted one.

Me : haa ni! park sini lah.

my mom pun try to move in while i feel proud sebab i found it :D

Mom : ishh. idk how to park like this lah. somebody help me.

Johan : ala, just do it lah. you can do it.

Jefri : yeah, just move, we'll help (tgk tgk space blkg kereta. takut langgar kereta org pulak kang)

Me : this is a good spot, Ma. tgk, dekat je dgn entrance. see, here's the entrance (pointing to pintu yg bukak automatically tu)

Mom : what entrance is that?

Me : (huh?) err. entrance to Pavilion?

Jefri : HAHAHAHA :r good one, kak.

Me : mama ni lah. what kind of question was that Ma?

Mom : (tgk side mirror, tgk gear. then, reverse)

haihh. apa la kelakar sgt mak aku ni. soalan tk masuk akal!

2nd

tgh makan doughnut at, kat mana lagi? kalau dah kat Pavilion tu, mesti lah J.Co! okay, the story is, i never like donuts. never! but entah mcm mana, felt like eating one today? gila kot? ahaha. so, makan lah. one! one je! hahaha. i know, ramai kat luar tu yang akan mcm "gila apa pegi J.Co makan satu je?" haha. mampus ah. duit kau ke? haa. so, this donut that i picked was one of those yg mcm ada filling tu. which was shit annoying.

Johan : eh kak, you buy this (my drink) ada dpt free donut kan?

Me : ohh. yeah? entah. ye kot.

Johan : ye. can i have it?

Me : you mean this? (the donut on the plate that was in my hand)

Johan : haa.

Me : uhh. no. i want this!

Johan : what? i thought you just wanna buy a drink.

Me : rightttt. because i would spent RM15 for you. *look at him up and down* now, take these bags and pegi cari tempat duduk (while i wait for my drink to siap)

Johan : *dissapointed look* (take bags and find a spot)

sekali tengok, kakak yg buat drinks tu bagi my beverage and a glazed donut.

J. Co Staff : nah, it's free

Me : ohh. what do you know? i do get one free.

Jefri : ohh. great. hey, nanti i wanna have some tau your drink tu.

Me : hmm. *looking for Johan. spotted him. offered him the glazed donut in signals. and he just nodded*

and then Jefri and I joined Johan with everything (the food and the beverage)

Me : look! i do get one free! :D (felt guilty sbnrnya)

Jefri : yeaaaaaa. so i can have that right?? (giddyly)

Me : no! it's Johan's!

Jefri pulak look dissaponted. adoi.

Me : but you can share la i guess. share la.

so, they shared la kot? tk perasan. because johan didn't look like he wasn't gonna share. i didn't notice sebab i was busy cleaning up after myself because the filling was dripping! ishhh. and people wonder why i hate donuts? hmm, idk. maybe because my eating skills was not cut out for eating filling-dripping-donuts??? haih.

3rd

my brothers were starting to study. for their last papers on monday nanti. so, bukak la buku geografi diorang.

Jefri : eh? who wrote "papa cute"? (pointing on his book)

Johan : (looks at where Jefri's pointing) you ah. kan you were talking about it.

Jefri : yeah, but i didn't write it. you did!

Me : (looking at both) *papa cute? what the hell?*

Johan : nooooo. you lah kot. it's your book.

Jefri : no! i don't write "A" like that. (dah mula dengan muka berkerut dia)

Johan : hmm. (malas nak layan)

Jefri : you ah did it.

Johan : fine, i did it (sarcastically. rolling his eyes) *mampus kau lah*

Me : *HAHA. bangang!*

a while after that.

Johan : kenapa it says "TIDAK BOLEH DIJUAL"? (reading the bottom of his textbook back cover)

Me : hey! baca jelah buku tu. orang suruh study laaaaaaa.

and the rest is the part where he.. well.. both of them.. got yelled at by my mom sebab make banyak sgt excuse bila nak study. HAHAHA. actually, rasa mcm my mom was addressing me too. but since i wasn't studying, didn't feel the burn sgt lah.

p/s : i know these are not really the things i wish i talk about out loud. but tk kisah ah. siapa kisah? angkat tangan.

haaa. tau pun tk kesah. dah, kau diam. nak baca, baca. tknk, tk payah. muahahaha.