a few things bothered me these days. and benda yang paling obvious, paling selalu occur lah kan time-time cuti ni.. is how guys always stressing on about me learning how to cook.
i mean.. seriously, who the hell do you guys think you are? kalau korang tu bapak aku, takpe lah jugak. ayah aku sendiri pun kadang-kadang ajak jugak aku berjinak-jinak kat dapur tu. tapi gasak lah kan. dia ayah aku. and he cooks up really tasty meals too. so.. bila dia sebok sebok suruh aku "tengok ni, papa ajar mcm mana nak buat kari".. i don't really protest. because i know that he's not asking me to cook for his own benefit. he just wants me to cook for my own benefit. so that later on, in my life, i'll know how to survive. and even kalau dia memang ajar aku masak for his own benefit, then, so be it lah! dia ayah aku. i am totally fine with cooking for my dad. i mean all this while, he's been cooking for me kan? *by the way, mama, jasamu tetap dikenang. mama masak pun sedap. since i'm talking about guys here.. mama punya part tak masuk byk sgt lah okay?*
now, korang yang supposedly "my friends" ni kan.. boleh la stop with all this shit okay? i know why you're always bringing it up. sebab kononnya i should learn how to cook, so i can cook for my husband kan? ehh tolonglah. give me a break.
korang ke yg nak jadi laki aku? tak kan? ke korang memang dah plan nak buat aku jadi bini korang? kalau ye, memang aku reject awal awal ni lah, gila. belum apa apa lagi, dah nak mengarah aku buat itu ini. belum tunang, belum couple, belum apa.. dah suruh aku belajar masak? pegi jalan laa weh. nak buat buat manja pulak, konon nak makan benda aku masak. aishh, muak aku dengar. kalau betul aku handal bab bab memasak ni pun, belum tentu lagi kau dapat merasa. bukan kita tinggal sebumbung ke apa yg kau nak merasa makanan aku masak.
jadi, sesiapa yang terasa tu, ambik jelah sebijik ye. bukan nak kurang ajar ke apa, tapi seriously la kawan, benda ni memang sumpah bapak annoying gila. dalam bahasa lain, a real royal pain in the ass. don't get me wrong. i would love to learn how to cook. tapi bila benda tu budak lelaki yang suruh, dengan alasan "nanti kan nak jadi bini orang".. aku memang naik minyak la. aku tak pernah pulak bercita cita nak kahwin pastu jadi kuli batak orang. aku nak belajar masak ke apa ke biar kat aku lah. and aku tak pernah pun terfikir "aku ni bengap kalau pasal memasak. tak lama lagi nak kahwin. so, aku kena la belajar masak. nanti boleh masak sedap sedap untuk laki aku"
-______________________-" MEMANG TAK PERNAH LA WEH.
hopefully, sesiapa yang terbaca ni and terasa, jgn la get offended sangat okay. and trust me, as hard as it is to believe, a lot, i repeat, A LOT of you guys do this. tolong lah, stop it. insyaAllah, KALAU aku kahwin, laki tu akan paham yang aku bukan chef terkemuka dunia. setakat masak air boleh la. and kalau laki tu tak faham, kitorang takkan kahwin pun. so.. why don't you guys take care of yourselves, and i'll try to take good care of mine alright?
i mean.. seriously, who the hell do you guys think you are? kalau korang tu bapak aku, takpe lah jugak. ayah aku sendiri pun kadang-kadang ajak jugak aku berjinak-jinak kat dapur tu. tapi gasak lah kan. dia ayah aku. and he cooks up really tasty meals too. so.. bila dia sebok sebok suruh aku "tengok ni, papa ajar mcm mana nak buat kari".. i don't really protest. because i know that he's not asking me to cook for his own benefit. he just wants me to cook for my own benefit. so that later on, in my life, i'll know how to survive. and even kalau dia memang ajar aku masak for his own benefit, then, so be it lah! dia ayah aku. i am totally fine with cooking for my dad. i mean all this while, he's been cooking for me kan? *by the way, mama, jasamu tetap dikenang. mama masak pun sedap. since i'm talking about guys here.. mama punya part tak masuk byk sgt lah okay?*
now, korang yang supposedly "my friends" ni kan.. boleh la stop with all this shit okay? i know why you're always bringing it up. sebab kononnya i should learn how to cook, so i can cook for my husband kan? ehh tolonglah. give me a break.
korang ke yg nak jadi laki aku? tak kan? ke korang memang dah plan nak buat aku jadi bini korang? kalau ye, memang aku reject awal awal ni lah, gila. belum apa apa lagi, dah nak mengarah aku buat itu ini. belum tunang, belum couple, belum apa.. dah suruh aku belajar masak? pegi jalan laa weh. nak buat buat manja pulak, konon nak makan benda aku masak. aishh, muak aku dengar. kalau betul aku handal bab bab memasak ni pun, belum tentu lagi kau dapat merasa. bukan kita tinggal sebumbung ke apa yg kau nak merasa makanan aku masak.
jadi, sesiapa yang terasa tu, ambik jelah sebijik ye. bukan nak kurang ajar ke apa, tapi seriously la kawan, benda ni memang sumpah bapak annoying gila. dalam bahasa lain, a real royal pain in the ass. don't get me wrong. i would love to learn how to cook. tapi bila benda tu budak lelaki yang suruh, dengan alasan "nanti kan nak jadi bini orang".. aku memang naik minyak la. aku tak pernah pulak bercita cita nak kahwin pastu jadi kuli batak orang. aku nak belajar masak ke apa ke biar kat aku lah. and aku tak pernah pun terfikir "aku ni bengap kalau pasal memasak. tak lama lagi nak kahwin. so, aku kena la belajar masak. nanti boleh masak sedap sedap untuk laki aku"
-______________________-" MEMANG TAK PERNAH LA WEH.
hopefully, sesiapa yang terbaca ni and terasa, jgn la get offended sangat okay. and trust me, as hard as it is to believe, a lot, i repeat, A LOT of you guys do this. tolong lah, stop it. insyaAllah, KALAU aku kahwin, laki tu akan paham yang aku bukan chef terkemuka dunia. setakat masak air boleh la. and kalau laki tu tak faham, kitorang takkan kahwin pun. so.. why don't you guys take care of yourselves, and i'll try to take good care of mine alright?
ciao!
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