siapa cakap?

i miss college. haha. ye, memang. benda ni benda paling pelik dan bodoh korang pernah dengar.

eh, tapi serious ohh. daripada duduk rumah mcmni, tk buat pape. baik masuk college balik. ulang alik pegi class lagi best daripada camni. duduk melangut tk buat pape.

nak keluar pun mcm bosan. tkde kawan :( pathetic gila kan? yelaa, kawan kawan semua kat college sendiri, tk pun ada hal masing masing now. and yes, most of the "hal masing masing" is "bf/gf masing masing".

UGHH.

siapa la budak KL kat KMP yg otak geliga sangat cakap "balik KL lg best wehh" and "KL best ohh, ko tk caye, cuba ko try jalan KL"

oh righttttt. mamat gebang tu! there's this accounts dude. sebenarnya kitorang tk sure pun dia ni from KL or not. tp gaya dia, and kegebangan dia tu ada la mcm ala-ala KL-ian cmtu. dia kalau dh bukak cerita dlm cafe tu, perghhh. satu cafe tu akan dimaklumkan dengan cerita dia tu. cerita dia nk pegi Penang during the weekends. siap dengan nk sewa chalet apa pun, everybody will know. entah apa tah motif dia nk bgtau semua orang tah. so, my roommates and i always call him Budak KL Gebang. until one day, Shaz told me that the dude is her cousin! :O

Shaz isn't a classmate of mine, neither a roommate. she is a friend of my classmate. so, secara tk langsung, kawan jgk dgn dia lah. and dia pernah cakap she has a cousin in accounts. tkde la cousin dkt. but still, ada relation. didn't know it was him. so, that day when she pointed it out,

"haaa. tu, tu (nudge, nudge)" in the cafe, time tu lunch. budak budak Bio dpt lepas awal, budak budak Accounts baru keluar lah kot, so, they began swarming the cafe.

Me: apa dia? siapa kau nk tunjuk ni?
Shaz: cousin aku tu lah. yang aku cakap tu.
Me: ohh. mana? mana?
Shaz: tu, tu. yg tinggi tu.
Me: yg jalan ngan cousin Yana tu ke?

apparently, everyone ada cousin kt sini -_-"

Shaz: haaa. yes, yes. yg jalan ngan Izzat tu.
Me: ohhhhh *ya allah ya tuhanku. si gebang ni rupanya. ni kena bgtau Mariam ni.*
Yana: haha. baguslah tu. cousin kau ngan cousin aku kwn baik.
Anis: and korang dua pun kwn baik.
Me: and you both hate your cousins.
Yana & Shaz: shaking heads ; probably thinking "we're some screwed up bunch"

i wonder la mamat gebang tu betul betul from KL ke tak? and apa jelah plans dia cuti cuti ni. lupa pulak nk pegi cafe dengar dia buat pengumuman. damn!